The Tale of a Boy, his Loose Tooth & a Nose

Once upon a time there was a boy of six, he had a loose front tooth. His mother was in haste to change his shirt......she tried to pull that shirt off......it was tight on his face, so she carefully, okay, she yanked it hard and off it came. The boy started wimpering and ran to the bathroom. The mother followed, found a bleeding mouth and the boy saying his tooth was in his nose. The beautiful mother, plugged the opposite nostril and told the boy to blow.......out came the tooth.

The End